Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 23, 2023

Reminds me of that South Park episode; at least Miles didn’t get the shuriken stuck in his eye.

Ouchie!

I thought he would have known to run the moment he saw that thing.

Is it just me or does it feel like we skipped a strip or two here?

Now they just have to explain away Miles new do.

Well that escalated quickly.

At least it’s not a pair of scissors!

At least Miles didn’t end up like Butters! Also was that really a thing in the past? Kids could just get that weapon from fairs?

Kevin: “First, we were training for my eventually becoming a doctor. Second, you volunteered to be my patient. Third, It’s not my fault!”

The most common thing heard around our foster home: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!” followed by a frantic “IT’S FINE! YOU’RE FINE!” and a more desperate “Don’t tell mom!!”

Where on Earth did he get that shuriken?

Now let’s see… “I was at a arcade on the other side of town during the incident.” Think they’ll buy it?

Kevin shouldn’t be allowed near sharp objects. Or round objects. Or…

Eye see an eye patch in somebody’s future!

“Can you handle a ninja throwing star?” “Shuriken.”

I always told kids, “they are called accidents because you thought that it wouldn’t happen to you” but it does

Miles’ shirt was foreshadowing.

You know why Mom is not going to let you keep that? She works in healthcare as a nurse and we see the effects of stupidity, ignorance, plain foolishness, “hold my beer and watch this” and “what the he!! was you thinking” every day.

Who could have predicted that?

LMAO “Immediately”

Go over our story one more time = Make up a story for the first time.

https://Southpark.cc.Com/video-clips/crn10o/south-park-professor-chaos

Do they still do lobotomies? Kevin seems a natural for the job.

Might explain missing fingers.