This plan wasn’t well thought out. I’m still going to say the way to do it would be to convince the boys that they are on the permanent naughty list, with no chance for a review or revisal. That would play to what they already know.
Uh-oh. I got a tooth fairy riff coming up in my strip next week. Everybody! I am NOT doing next weeks strips NOW! I did them a MONTH ago! I DID NOT rip off Tauhid’s strip today. Not so far as any lawyer could ever prove, anyhow, so let it go, people.
diazch408 7 months ago
This elf plays tough!
Imagine 7 months ago
I’m betting they’re going to do this the hard way.
jasonsnakelover 7 months ago
Tooth fairies are real, but they don’t give you money for teeth, and if would be homophobic to explain their existence.
Ida No 7 months ago
Toothfairys always pack a full set of extraction aids.
mccollunsky 7 months ago
I’m not sure this was a well thought out plan, elf, now they know that Santa is confirmed existing. Also tooth fairy confirmed.
j_m_kuehl 7 months ago
Well at least we’ll have money for presents
doctorwho29 7 months ago
Call me sick but I want that elf beaten up and gone. And if this is how Santa treats kids, he’s not worth believing in but that should be their choice
kjnrun 7 months ago
I will say I am enjoying this arc.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 7 months ago
This plan wasn’t well thought out. I’m still going to say the way to do it would be to convince the boys that they are on the permanent naughty list, with no chance for a review or revisal. That would play to what they already know.
SquidGamerGal 7 months ago
WHOA!! Is that elf threatening violence against children?!
Ellis97 7 months ago
Why would Santa Claus want kids to stop believing in him?
Kroykali 7 months ago
Left right left, left right left…
Barnabus Blackoak 7 months ago
he prefers to be called “The Molinator” !
kaffekup 7 months ago
“Nice teeth ya’ got there, be a shame if sumpin’ happened to ’em…”
Can't Sleep 7 months ago
Yep. The Tooth Fairy’ll come and knock a few of those loose for ya.
gregcartoon Premium Member 7 months ago
Uh-oh. I got a tooth fairy riff coming up in my strip next week. Everybody! I am NOT doing next weeks strips NOW! I did them a MONTH ago! I DID NOT rip off Tauhid’s strip today. Not so far as any lawyer could ever prove, anyhow, so let it go, people.
The Brooklyn Accent 7 months ago
A deleted scene from Marathon Elf.
Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago
Keep your mouth shut and nobody gets hurt.
markkahler52 7 months ago
Dawn you now your gay apparel…and knock out a couple teeth!!
markkahler52 7 months ago
And then have that dude from MythTickle (12-8) eat this little guy right UP!!
socalvillaguy Premium Member 7 months ago
My first day reading this strip. I’ve added it to my favorites!
AndrewSihler 7 months ago
Oddly, there’s been a very similar story arc on Brewster Rockit, last week. (Only his Tooth Fairy was a sort of ogre.)
danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago
This is what Miles gets for initiating a program of good dental hygiene practices?
6turtle9 7 months ago
Walk quietly and carry a big forceps. Who knew the Tooth Fairy was the heavy? I might have suspected the Easter Bunny, but not the Tooth Fairy.
christelisbetty 7 months ago
This guy was sent by the Anti-Santa, EVIL!