At last, just the sort of character this strip needs: a cantankerous, curmudgeonly, elderly man who can make with sarcastic comments and snappy comebacks. More Matty!
Where did they get the world’s slowest burning candles? “Here’s your cake!” “Should I blow out the candles?” “No, just put it on the bench, we’ll sing after the game.”
Is it my imagination, or am I seeing some real thought and creativity happening here? This isn’t part of the “Funky” invasion, and it’s not the same predictable annual Crankshaft routines (garden, barbeque, …). This thread feels like something new and entertaining. Kudos.
Bill Thompson about 1 month ago
“Because it’s slightly better than dying!”
Argythree about 1 month ago
Thank God for that…
J.J. O'Malley about 1 month ago
At last, just the sort of character this strip needs: a cantankerous, curmudgeonly, elderly man who can make with sarcastic comments and snappy comebacks. More Matty!
French Persons Premium Member about 1 month ago
(canned laughter)
The Orange Mailman about 1 month ago
Good answer
tpcox928 about 1 month ago
Yes, baby!
goboboyd about 1 month ago
Don’t get in his way please. He’s on his way to first base.
Fetzee about 1 month ago
Matty is old enough to be Ed’s dad
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
Must have been his favorite sport!
ladykat about 1 month ago
Good enough reason.
Irish53 about 1 month ago
P 3 (like Joe Namath): “… can I kiss you?..”
WilliamVollmer about 1 month ago
Does Matty’s reply to the TV reporter’s question fall under the category “ask a stupid question…”?
lemonbaskt about 1 month ago
who ate the worst looking pizza today curtis or wilber weston ? all last week they never showed a slice of montonis
FassEddie about 1 month ago
Ain’t Joe Namath 93?
EntrancedCat about 1 month ago
Candles! Candles alit! Candles snuffed out! Candles blown out! Candles stuffed into the sides of the cake at an angle! I want more candles!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
Attaboy…atta boy!
eced52 about 1 month ago
Energetic old codger, isn’t he?
B UTTONS about 1 month ago
He will retire once Cranky can tag him out.
MichiganMitten about 1 month ago
Good answer!
Mopman about 1 month ago
Where did they get the world’s slowest burning candles? “Here’s your cake!” “Should I blow out the candles?” “No, just put it on the bench, we’ll sing after the game.”
rumpus about 1 month ago
Is it my imagination, or am I seeing some real thought and creativity happening here? This isn’t part of the “Funky” invasion, and it’s not the same predictable annual Crankshaft routines (garden, barbeque, …). This thread feels like something new and entertaining. Kudos.