Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for July 30, 2024

He’s (in)famous.

Called it! Waste not, want not.

EPA? Environment Protection Agency?

Ha Ha Ha! It’s funny, because…

He must be a DuPont relative.

If Arcamax went back that far, I’d re-use the comment I left when they ran this strip last year. Just to get into the proper Batiukian spirit of things.

I love the smell of charcoal lighter fluid in the morning.

Oh, look, Ed’s barbecuing again…

…..Civil Defense is next.

Neil Gorsuch says that Crankshaft is fine.

What did I tell you yesterday? Did I call it or what?

To remind those that either forgot or didn’t read the comments yesterday:

“You know, if Ed would just quit cooking out, or even better quit cooking entirely, then climate change would at least slow down.”

so everybody wants there food well done hilarious hope theres plenty of heinz 57

They’re always giving trouble about my Nuclear Coffee too

Guy Fieri? He’d eat it anyway!

You need to stop grilling.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

This IS a rare joke! Usually his grill explodes and goes into space!

EPA received complaints from China, India, and companies in the U.S. that they are unable to compete with Ed’s toxic emissions.

My neighbors barbecue a couple of times a week. They use massive amounts of starter, so I get doses with hydrocarbons and then have the smokiest fire I ever saw because they throw wood on the charcoal. Fireplaces have been banned in new construction in many areas because the wood smoke is a particulate pollutant. There are much cleaner ways to barbecue that don’t give your neighbors coughing fits.

Actually, it’s probably from the Army trying to get some ideas on how to make better smoke screens…..

Oh, boy.

Somebody hurry up and get the fire extinguisher!

EPA; Eliminating peoples fun time.

Under cover of Ed’s grill, the battalion has safely crossed enemy territory