Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for November 06, 2024

So the parents buy a new kid every day, and the child is delivered the next day?

“We’re now SELLING THEM ONLINE!”

Part of the Prime membership deal.

Why does Lena feel the need to begin every meeting with the school bus drivers by telling them there’s a shortage of school bus drivers? Seems like there’s more new faces every day.

Also, are we to assume that, instead of running the school buses they own, which can hold 30 or 40 kids and are driven by salaried employees, the school board hired an independent service where they would have to pay for each student separately, with vehicles without seats that look like they could hold 10 kids, tops? Makes perfect sense.

Whaaat? Really? As if them poor delivery peoples was not already overworked.

And the reason that Batiuk used a online retailer like Amazon which only delivers its own orders, as opposed to an actual delivery service like FedEx, UPS, or the U.S. Post Office, for today’s knee-slapper of a joke is…?

Why Amazon?

Years ago it was legal to ship children through USPS.

Panel 3: what’s with the “Charlie Brown“ shirt?