Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 01, 2011
Transcript:
Alice: Are you playing a game with your Halloween candy? Petey: No. I'm rating it, based on criteria set forth by the International Council of Picky Eaters. I'm ranking each candy by size, flavor, density, color, texture, complexity, mouth-feel, presence of raisins, etcetera, to find out which candy is the most unobjectionable. Alice: A good game to play with Halloween candy would be "see if Alice likes it"! Petey: And the winner, because it's small, waxy and practically tasteless, is - CANDY CORN!
I only eat good dark chocolate now. Current fav is Green and Black’s, but Ghiridelli or Lindt are OK. I looked to buy some medium large hard candy lollypops, but only found the tootsie type with “chocolate” filling. Next year I’ll get it at Amazon (have a notification in there already)