Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 01, 2011
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Alice: Are you playing a game with your Halloween candy? Petey: No. I'm rating it, based on criteria set forth by the International Council of Picky Eaters. I'm ranking each candy by size, flavor, density, color, texture, complexity, mouth-feel, presence of raisins, etcetera, to find out which candy is the most unobjectionable. Alice: A good game to play with Halloween candy would be "see if Alice likes it"! Petey: And the winner, because it's small, waxy and practically tasteless, is - CANDY CORN!
margueritem about 13 years ago
Urk! I HATE candy corn!
APersonOfInterest about 13 years ago
CANDY CORN – white, yellow and orange wax.
Ida No about 13 years ago
I used to eat candy corn all the time as a kid because of the sugar content.Now that Petey has finished ranking his candy, he can play the Alice game wit the rest of it.
sambaza about 13 years ago
Love candy corn!
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Alice has the makings of a real conman—or a politician. Petey’s choice is hard to argue against. Candy corn is beyond reproach—indeed, beyond praise. …Unless we think like Petey and call it double-plus unbad.
cdward about 13 years ago
The biggest problem with candy corn is that it contains no chocolate.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
@cdward…I agree!
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
Some people obviously love it and others hate it. I, personally, have never had it. And I’m not likely to try it either. I’m not up on sweats at all & I’ve got a lod of candy to get rid of.
BlueRaven about 13 years ago
Yay, candy corn! Pity I shouldn’t eat it these days.
justmeta Premium Member about 13 years ago
best part of halloween candy— the after sorting and trading
TheNerdV4.0 about 13 years ago
I “heart” candy corn!
lemon868 about 13 years ago
I got natural flavors “mellowcreams” this year from natural candy store. com and they were delicious! Candy corn can’t compare.
celeconecca about 13 years ago
given a bag of many kinds of candy, I tend to eat them in order of increasing preference.
cleokaya about 13 years ago
As I have grown older I find my tastes in candy have narrowed considerably. I am no longer satisfied to eat anything put before me.
vldazzle about 13 years ago
I only eat good dark chocolate now. Current fav is Green and Black’s, but Ghiridelli or Lindt are OK. I looked to buy some medium large hard candy lollypops, but only found the tootsie type with “chocolate” filling. Next year I’ll get it at Amazon (have a notification in there already)
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
I would think Brach’s Caramels would rank pretty high with Petey: small brown cubes of uniform consistency. It’s like Borg candy.
(I say this out of love; those were always the first things to disappear from my own haul.)
pinkdryad Premium Member about 13 years ago
The best kind of candy corn is the caramel apple candy corn. Yummy!!
Chibi-robo64 about 13 years ago
HEY! But Petey, I LOVE candy corn! And FYI, it NOT tasteless!
J Quest about 13 years ago
I happen to share Lewis Black’s opinion ofvegetable-shaped candy…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8yuvMsvNqY
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
Yeah! Candy Corn. Probably the reason I’m Type II diabetic now. Any candy with raisins should be outlawed.
EricAlder about 13 years ago
Some candy corn isn’t too bad… flavored with honey. But, of course, it can’t hold a candle to all the big-name chocolate bars and such.
mabrndt Premium Member about 13 years ago
I always ate candy corn individually, by section, first the white part, then the orange part, and finally the yellow part.
joylion about 13 years ago
Ugh i hate Candy corn!! Blech it does taste kinda waxy though….=p
DonVanni about 13 years ago
Hey! What about Necco Wafers. They’re thin, round, hard, and taste like chalk!
mapgrady Premium Member about 13 years ago
Candycorn mixed with peanuts makes a nice combo (limiting consumption of such to a month or so centered around Halloween)
yawon about 13 years ago
Nobody gave ME any candy corn! sniff
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
Petey, the candy scientist.
mugman5378 Premium Member about 13 years ago
So many people have been saying, lately, that they hate candy corn! Fine! Question: If so many people hate it, how has it lasted for so long? Seems to me that it has been around for as long as I can remember. Im nearly 50!
Snark-impaired about 13 years ago
The people in Seattle who took this poll voted candy corn as the grossest candy: http://tinyurl.com/5st33ah
lin4869 about 13 years ago
I always liked candy corn—until I found it contains gelatin. As a vegetarian, that’s not supposed to be in my food groups. Sigh…
Wolfdreamer250 about 13 years ago
I love candy corn. Also candy pumpkins. My favorite non chocolate candy.
ogollyg about 13 years ago
but candy corn has three colors. how can it be best according to picky eaters?
Bucket_Planks almost 8 years ago
I love candy corn, it is the best