Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 31, 2015
Transcript:
Alice: "I've invited the epergne over for a tea party" says Mrs. Weekin. "Oh no! I hate that guy." says Mr. Weekin. Alice: "Hey! I heard that!" Says the epergne, " And boy, am I mad!" Alice: The enraged epergne picks up the Weekins and carries them to the edge of the carpet, where he throws them in the boiling lava! Alice:"That was the worst tea party of all time!" says Mr. Weekin. Then he sinks into the lava.
All comedy is based on misfortune, as Mr. and Mrs. Weekin find out much too late.