Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 17, 2016
Transcript:
Mom: Careful, Alice, we're going down a hill now. Alice: I am careful. I got tired of sitting in the stroller. Mom: I'll bet you did. You were a cute baby once. Now I'm glad you're a cute four year old instead. Alice: Being a baby was boring. It made me tired. Alice: Carry me. Mom: Alice!
And why didn’t she put at least one of those in the stroller? And why didn’t she hold at least one hand on the stroller herself, trusting fully a four-year-old instead?? Unless it was a plot by her to ger the stroller broken so she wouldn’t have to push her ever again (and yes, instead carry her AND grocery bags – as I said several strips ago, bad planning on her part, to walk to grocery store together with a 4yo when she wanted to buy so much stuff).