Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 26, 2023

Dad or lots of money???

What a tough choice!

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

How you feelin?

With every living part of my body.

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Sometimes, you just need one tiny missing bit to complete a project.

…and your name is George Bailey.

He suddenly got their attention…….

HHMMM!

one of those things you really shouldn’t tempt people with… like “over my dead body!”

I feel tired.

Life insurance, where you bank the deposit in someone else’s name and bet you live long enough that 50% of the accrued investment earnings is more than the principal.

Too much work to try that scam. I assumed from crime TV.

Just thinking of the possibilities…..

While you’re thinking about it, one little detail you might want to consider, you can’t collect if you made it happen. Now if you can make it look like an accident……

But we’d miss your witty conversation. On the upside, the food bill would go down. Hmmm

He’s a stay at home dad. It doesn’t make sense for him to have a huge/expensive insurance policy. Their income wouldn’t change much if he died.

Guy just doesn’t know when to keep his pie hole shut!

“Nobody’s worth anything dead, Willy!” – Death of a Salesman