Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 10, 2023

The difference: The other two places don’t have crickets.

If Horace had beans for dinner then all 3 are windy, too.

Hmmm… well, I suppose it was knock-knock really funny, huh?

Knock knock.Whp’s there?Ether.Ether who.Ether bunnies. Knock knock.Who’s there?Samoa.Samoa who?Samoa ether bunnies. Knock knock.Who’s there?Even Moe.Even Moe who?Even Moe ether bunnies. Knock knock.Who’s there?Some money.Some money who?Some money better do something about all these ether bunnies!

There, that’s four in a row.

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Armageddon

Armageddon who?

Armageddon out of here.

The audience is too overwhelmed with the level of hilarity to be able to respond

so, Horace knock knocked it out of the park…?

Knock, knock…..Who’s there?…A little ole lady…A little ole lady whooo.

Somebody has to lock the door after Horace gets thrown out.

Horace feels like a chooche after bombing….lol

It is very bad when you say, “Knock, knock”, peer past the lights and nobody is there. "Nobody is there who … "

I’ve got a new Knock Knock Joke. You start.

Open mic night isn’t that quiet…I hear crickets.

I remember reading an article about the quietest room on Earth a few months back. Apparently, it is so quiet you can hear your blood moving through your body and people can’t handle it for too long. And you can visit/book (limited) time in it!

From Google: In the anechoic chamber, speech sounds very muffled, like when your ears need to pop in an airplane. According to the Guinness Book of Records, the anechoic chamber at Orfield Laboratories in Minneapolis is the quietest place in the world, with a background noise reading of –9.4 decibels.

It’s a joke about an archery contest. Nock, nock!

Somebody get the shepherd’s crook.