Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 27, 2023

Drop a shot glass of Irish Cream into a glass of chocolate milk. I call it a Nestle’s bunny maker.

Nary a tertiary dairy parody

Or, tell him the truth about corn dogs.

You need cow dogs to herd cows. You need sheep dogs to herd sheep.

But you don’t need corn dogs to herd corn. That’s why they end up on a stick.

Not just Another Day – Chocolate Milk Day!!

The field full of the dizzy brown cows is where the chocolate milk shakes come from.

Chocolate Milk from Brown Cows, Cow Tipping, Moon Jumping, …

… and other Udderly Ridiculous Cow Tales?

Wait! … there’s pie?!

This is why Dave can’t be allowed to have nice things. By the way, skim mild Does come from skinny cows. (Don’t ask about Neapolitan ice cream either!)

How do you get a cow to give up caffeine? Take her calf away. that will leave her de-calf-inated. (Bah-dum-dum, Tish)

No.

Wait until its National Cow Pie Day to tell Dave the truth about cow pies.

♫♪ Yippie-i-ay, Cow Patty… ♪♫

Udderly absurd!

Try Pepsi, scoop of ice cream and you’ll have a Chocolate Cow….☺️☺️

Can you smell the dairy air? That was one of my ex’s favorite jokes if you drove by a cow farm. (In case you don’t get it – derriere.)

How Now.

Or, tell him what rocky mountain oysters are.

All this farm humor, Dave! sheesh! That’s as bad as a pig in a poke! Or a poke in a pig. One of them is all kinds of wrong.

I’ll drink to that!

Cow pies like road apples should always be avoided…

Second-dairy joke? Really? Third-rate!

Actually, groan, good one!

I use soy milk and unsweetened baking cocoa for chocolate milk. YUMMM

So what does he think comes from “Oreo cows”?

brown and white cows give both, you have to know which teat gives which.

Reminds me of Gary Larson’s cow shouting CAR! toon …!

I mean, you can’t claim that no chocolate milk comes from brown cows.