Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for October 29, 2023

Congratulations, it’s a PIZZA!

But, I’m not pregnant!

It’s nice that you get to keep whatever they deliver.

Returns cost extra!

What happens if they mess up your order? (And what about twins, triplets, etc?)

Is there a national day for why there is a national maternity day?

Break out the come-along and go power-up the winch… we’ve gotta do this in 30 minutes or less.

Does it come with dipping sauce? Because the cat has fleas.

Yah. Our girls were born at 11:39 PM on Feb 29th of that year. Gonna be 6 next year.

Oh, what mother wouldn’t sign up for that! (And hope to have to pay.)

Ha! Just pray it’s not on buy one get one free day!

Brings to mind George Carlin’s’ names for birth control pills … ie. “Preg-Not”! and “Embry-No!” … or, my personal favorite:

“Baby – Maybe!” …!

And tomorrow is National Paternity Suit Day!

Only for the pregnant ladies who ordered out for pizza!

Montgomery’s mom?

Heck, I probably would’ve had to pay.

speedy indeed

My neighbor is in hospital in labor with her first baby!!!! I get to be neighborhood Auntie!!!!