Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for December 27, 2023

My brother is a fruit cake and should be on the moon because he is out of this world.

Now we know what is inside black holes.

It certainly can’t be eaten

The world can be divided into two types of people: those who like fruit cake, and those who are wrong.

Just pass it around!!

If it can’t be destroyed then start a media campaign to discredit it.

Dave, Dave, the National Fruitcake Day is supposed the be positive and affirming about the treat!

What a fruitcake! I mean …

It’s chock full of fruit. Unless it was overcooked, it should be tasty.

Fruitonium

I enjoyed fruitcake when I occasionally had it at parties; it’s very rich though.

Don’t forget the rum or sherry if you are into that. Just don’t overdo it with the amount you add to the cake.

…the delicious fruit cake made by the religious order of monks in Indiana are soaked in alcohol…

…paired with poppyseed rolls…

…I intend to go to work on 8 o’clock a.m. New Year’s Day…

…and dare them to drug test me…

…I am definitely in the pro-fruitcake group…

…I will even enjoy one from the ‘10 -Bits’ store…

…(formally The Dollar Tree)…

…and yet….

…I enjoy a fruitcake joke more than anyone…

They’re right up there with Twinkies for lasting forever.

Especially the one my Aunt Maggie’s used to make…lasted for years and always untouched!

So what we needed was Fruitcake man and not Iron Man.

Also named after the person claiming to have been abducted!

The vacuum of space is going to evaporate all of the moisture and rum.

Methinks they might consider this an act of war!

Throw a Nokia phone at it.

finally, my special day arrives…

So, fruitcake has some use.