Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for March 01, 2024

My granddaughter has a small mechanical pig that’s named Ham, since she was a toddler!!

Hot Dog!!!

Oscar Meyer is standing behind you.

Signed, Publisher’s Cleaning House AND Auto Warranty Notaries, LLC….

That’s probably Spam.

And if you’re a wiener, then “That’s all Folks!”

He could afford a quite place of his own; In the sty it’s swine whine, whine.

Now… get in the skillet!!

It’s addressed to “Rash R Bacon”

The last time I saw this line used it was a hot dog checking the mail.

LMAO!!!

Wonder in this cas-ing, will he be Sweeps-stake weiner?

Pork chops, it’s what’s for supper!

Oink.

Celebrating with bacon and sausage this morning and pork chops tonight.

Well whatever brings home the bacon

This little piggy went to market and this little piggy went Weiner, Weiner, Weiner all the way home.

Frankly you will be a futer.

Scientifically pigs are in the Family Suidae,

… so today could be called Sui-Day or Suidae Day

That’s a great John Hiatt song. Bittersweet and twisted.

It’s Friday it’s Lent.Pigs are safe from me.

Quick! to the brick house!

A day that no one in the Jewish community observes?

Squeeeeal like a pig …!

( Deliverance from evil )

Mmmmmmmm, bacon!

Yesterday a piglet that was being tossed around at Mardi Gras got a farm forever home!

well, this is a real pork in the eye…

Well…not yet…but soon!

He needs a vacation in the wurst way

The next guest star at a Matanza.

Daze By Dave …!

( you & Teresa are in sync today )