Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for May 02, 2024

That won’t work. You need the instant baby powder.

Brave New World

These two should not ever have a baby.

Have those two not heard about the stork?

That way or the way that comes natural, both ways you end up with a messy blob.

Need flour

And ya gotta boil it for 9 months….

Ahhh, ya big baby!

Hey baby, their doing it wrong

Make a baby do what?

Then that means Baby Oil is made from……. Ewww!

Geeez, if you want a girl, you need sugar and spice,and everything nice. If you want a boy, snakes and snails and puppy dog tails.

Perhaps they need to watch a now to video.

Zero from Beetle Bailey explained it all to them.

Maybe they’re Catholic.

They obviously haven’t looked online for DIY videos. You need a good 3D printer and a Raspberry Pi for starters. You’ll have your own little Chucky in no time…

Don’t they know that babies come from the cabbage patch?

Being celebrated by the “students” of Columbia U. …!

( and the media … but enough is enough, wha wha-ing )

Yakov Smirnoff in a grocery store. What a Country!

Oh my. That’s not how you do it…

so…if I put baby powder under my arms, and sweat profusely……hmmm….

I don’t think making a baby means what they think it means.

Mix in baby oil and baby formula, and bake for 9 months.