Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 04, 2024

I think Dave might be eternally Late.

GoComics was at least 15 minutes later than usual today.

Watershed movie.

Dave? Dave’s not here.

I’m retired. The best I can do is wake up late. That’s not going to be hard since it is almost 2:00am right now.

S: “Come. Come now, or you will be late.”

A.D.: “Late? What for?”

S: “What is your name, human?”

A.D.: “Dent. Arthur Dent.”

S: “Late, as in the late Dent Arthur Dent. It’s a sort of threat, you see.”

Can you ever be late for something, Hal?

I can’t do that Dave.

Just be fifteen minutes late… and use the side door.

“It’s never too late to do nothing at all.” Allen Ginsberg

I have to pick up something from the pharmacy today. They open at 9:00, but I’m going to be there at 9:15, in the spirit of the day today. I may even tell the pharmacist “I’m sorry I’m late.”

the TPS reports will be late

Maybe Dave is working from home and the boss never noticed.

Hey. That’s not Dave’s workspace. That’s Rubik’s cubicle.

I have been here. Just busy looking for my red Swingline stapler. Has anyone seen my red Swingline stapler? Anybody? It’s red.

Right when schools starting for the kiddos as well!

“Sorry, Dave’s not here right now, but if you’ll leave a message under the concrete block, he’ll get back to you as soon as possible… thanks, an’ have a great day!”

I was consistently 3 minutes late for work … just so I could say I was always late on time …!

Let us praise the late Dave Whamond.

Oh, THAT Lumberg!

Oh hey, before I knew this, I was a minute late for a meeting.

“Whaaat’s happening?”

Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you’re not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?”Lawrence: No. No, man. Sh!t, no, man. I believe you’d get your a$$ kicked sayin’ something like that, man.

Dave should have Death standing there looking at the hourglass on his wrist. (Or Charon waiting for Dave)

My usual commute to the office is around an hour. This morning it was an hour and a half. I was late.

Everybody ends up being late. R.I.P. :)

Lumberg needs those TPS Reports on time! Did you read the memo Dave?

I have a watch that automatically picks up the atomic clock time broadcast overnight. I may not always be on time, but I can tell you exactly how late I am.