Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 24, 2024

Listen to your foot. It has notes.

If it is a sign, Dave, you don’t know if what’s coming is going to be good or bad. So be careful. Remember: you have only one *.

Check under your foot. It might be a footnote.

In Linuxese it is called a “splat”

It’s okay Dave, weird stuff follows me around, watching me all the time! But, I might be the only one that can see it.

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I think your asterisk won’t give you any trouble… until you sit on the toilet.

As Above, so Below…

Asterisks are designed to make notes about your feet.

Dave seems a little punchy this morning.

It’s a sign to kiss your asterisk good bye.

It forebodes a dark period.

You comma to the hospital for a semicolenoscopy unless your having your period.

@#$%^&()_+=-{}[]\<,>./ ~`? !

Luke Skywalker’s portrayer could probably use the force to figure out the *. You should question Mark.

It’s a sign that your editor is adding a disclaimer to your strips now. I can’t tell you what it says…the disclaimer forbids it.

You bet your a**!

You can’t spell punctuation without PUN!

I prefer this Asterix.

asterix.Com/en/

Can’t be bold without ‘em …!

@sster-risk?

What’s an @sster and why is it a risk?

Let’s eat Grandma!Let’s eat, Grandma!Comas save lives, use them.

You may find yourself in a com(m)a, with a semicolon before your assterisk, period

It’s a sign of the Thunderbolts*