Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for June 24, 2022

Good morning™, all!

Yup, I’m pretty sure he’s going to be sorry very shortly that he didn’t practice with the motorcycle. Tracy and Sam will have to go around the long way to get to the highway.

Better let Walter drive.

Exit door has changed.

‘Round about 2007-ish, when gas prices were at a then-record high, I rode around on a moped scooter for awhile, and under not-always-ideal circumstances, through rain, etc.

Drove up a highway on-ramp by mistake once.

Had to putter along in the breakdown lane for about a mile, till I could extricate myself.

What a lame brain

Who’s to blame

It’s a shame

Totally insane

Gave a migraine

Vanishing fame

Unemployment claim

There goes the train

story

On a happier note wife and I found out 3 days apart that both our kids are expecting their first babies.

Gonna be a grandpa, twice!

4 things to teach them.

Love the;

Lord

Beatles

Yankees

Dick Tracy (yup!)

LAME! Instead of escaping on a cheap Vespa, this is how Memory should have done it-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1dOS012Ol0

He looks like a circus bear on a mini-bike…..

Good morning™, not so easy riders !

Blubber bottom appears to be white knuckle driving. Whoever it was that was concerned about rain hitting Memory’s face like pebbles needn’t worry as this rig can’t go very fast with the load it is carrying. Not a smart thing to be tailgating and on a wet surface at that.

I wonder where he managed to find a big enough helmet. I watched a video about when Buono played King Tut on Batman- costume design had a dickens of a time trying to fit him for his head gear. They don’t make hats in his size.

“Dead owl in the middle of the road.”

A bit late now mate.

Got your motor running, heading down the highway, looking for adventure, or whatever might come my way ! “Born to be Wild”!

He has a car (he picked up BO Plenty and gave him a ride). It’s raining. He has a mini-cycle that he doesn’t have experience riding. So… Which one do you chose for your escape?

Maybe he’s looking for a construction site so he can climb on a steel girder and the crane will hoist him to safety. (see Shaky)

ha, sucks for you. nab him guys! :D

Wipe Out!

He doesn’t know what he’s doing? experienced riders don’t like the rain, add on traffic and vehicals throwing up spray and he’ll be lucky to live

Congrats, Gramps! Don’t forget MOST important love: USA!!!

Wait! What’s that ahead? Snake River? Rev her up and you’ve HOME FREE, Evel!

So, let me get this straight. He stole Eb from GREEN ACRES’ mini-bike and hid it away for a quick escape? BRILLIANT! I want this uber goober doing MY taxes!

Not too smart if he did not choose to drive his truck in the rain. Perhaps the rain will short out his implants hahaha !

Someone needs to tell Dick that you NEVER wear white socks with dress shoes! LOL!

1-SAM: There’s no one in the toilet, Tracy! DT: Well, that stinks!

2-DT: LOOK! THERE HE GOES! LET’S CHASE HIM ON FOOT! HE’LL NEVER SEE US COMING!

SAM: TRACY – YOUR HAT! DT: Oh yeah. I’ll go get it. WAIT HERE!

3-MEMORY: I hope B.O. remembers to key in that number tonight. That’s the trouble with buying used computer equipment from the set of Lost The world ends if you don’t key in that lottery number every night. Oh well. B.O. is a responsible guy. Smart too. He said he didn’t even need to write that long number down!

WALTER: We’re screwed…

Get your motor runnin’ Head out on the highway

Thought all my grandkids same except for Yankees…for me it’s Dodgers.

Memory is in for a bumpy ride!

Here’s a tip Avenger..I’ve got 11 of them kiddies, so start saving your money. Hope all goes well

Ugh! With the falling rain, this guy needs his car. That motorcycle won’t help him. Oh well…he is going to hydroplane.

MOVIE QUOTE:

MOE:“WE gotta dispose of the body.Let’s cremate him”

LARRY:“We can’t do that.We haven’t got any cream”.

LOVE AT FIRST BITE—1950

I get the feeling he’ll try to squeeze between two cars—-only this guy and “squeeze between” make a poor match.

The owl will probably end up living with the Plenty’s.

Been thinking about all that time Lee Ebony was disguised as T-Bolt to get inside Mr.Bribery’s organization.

Why does it sound funny every time I say “Mr.Bribery,an EqualOpportunity Employer”??

I guess BO and GG are finished in this story.

LOL!

I’ll bet he gets 50mpg on that hog.

Cue the Judas Priest https://youtu.be/LKuuHfMx3CQ

Nervous Norvous will now sing “Transfusion”.

Yes he does look a bit like Humphry Pennyworth if anyone remembers him!

Even when Memory gets his just desserts, story still will have loose ends. Like does the knight character have a day job where he dresses for success…at one of the banks? One of those bankers at the table has his hand in the till…is he eventually going to get caught or does he walk?

Wipe out!

Mr. Memory seems headed for an almost inevitable crash of some sort with his little motorcycle (at least, little for him), in the rain, on the highway, and with little biking experience. If Tracy and Catchem, who have fumbled this apprehension, can get to their car in time, they may witness Memory’s accident or at any rate its aftermath, with a distraught Walter screeing and clawing at them….

you need a bigger motorcycle.

Where does he think he can go? They know its him. Silly filler story.