Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 22, 2014

Transcript:

Duke: Listen, Andrews, I still don't see where I fit in! Jim Andrews: Then let me come to the point. Your mission, Duke, is to get to "Dipstick," our operative at the Ahvaz oilfields! It's a vital mission, Duke. With the cooperation of an insider like him, we'll be able to get the oil moving out of Iran again! Duke: Let me get this straight. All I have to do is fly to Ahvaz and make a pay-off? That's the whole gig? Jim Andrews: At the completion of which, you will be $100,000 the wealthier, as per our agreement. Duke: I like it. Simple, safe... Jim Andrews: Good. Now I have here some color swatches for your parachute...