Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 23, 2014

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Duke: Parachute? Me? Are you mad, Andrews? Jim Andrews: A small risk considering the stakes, Duke... May I just remind you that at this point, the only thing standing between our whole way of life and Armageddon is one 42-year-old balding bagman-- you! Duke: Andrews, have you ever hurled yourself out of an airplane at 30,000 feed? Jim Andrews: It's perfectly safe, Duke. Besides, the Iranian Air Force almost never patrols at night. Duke: Night? How am I supposed to find the damn target at night? Jim Andrews: You just follow the tracers. Look, Duke, I'd do it myself if it weren't for my back.