Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 22, 2014
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December 23, 2014
Transcript:
Duke: Listen, Andrews, I still don't see where I fit in! Jim Andrews: Then let me come to the point. Your mission, Duke, is to get to "Dipstick," our operative at the Ahvaz oilfields! It's a vital mission, Duke. With the cooperation of an insider like him, we'll be able to get the oil moving out of Iran again! Duke: Let me get this straight. All I have to do is fly to Ahvaz and make a pay-off? That's the whole gig? Jim Andrews: At the completion of which, you will be $100,000 the wealthier, as per our agreement. Duke: I like it. Simple, safe... Jim Andrews: Good. Now I have here some color swatches for your parachute...
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Duke, if it was simple, they wouldn’t need you.
Sportymonk almost 10 years ago
Color Swatches for his parachute? Don’t get it.
meillered almost 10 years ago
I was afraid there wasn’t going to be a Christmas themed strip.
Blood-Poisoning Vermin almost 10 years ago
L.W.P., that should be “if it were simple.” In addition to this being a forum for civil exchange, it is also one in which the subjunctive is respected.
dutchs almost 10 years ago
By Duke’s standards, this is simple. There’s one where he plots to get Honey out of China by crashing a barricade, shooting it out with guards on the Tarmac and stealing a plane. Done it a thousand times, he says.
davids.comments almost 10 years ago
One would almost think Jeff and Joanie adopted the Red Rascal from Duke.