Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 30, 2014
December 29, 2014
December 31, 2014
Transcript:
Zonker: Is that you, Brenner? Zeke: Hey, Zonk! Good to see you again, man! Zonker; Brenner, what the hell is going on? Who had Duke declared dead? Zeke: It had to be done sooner or later, man. Life goes on, you know? Zonker: So you wrote him off? Just like that? Zeke: Well, we were thinking of a memorial service, but his attorney and I figured we oughta try to keep expenses down. Zonker: As a courtesy to his heirs, no doubt. Zeke: Right. Besides, I couldn't remember which cult he belonged to.
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
I thinks, it was the church headed by Timothy Leary.
Argythree almost 10 years ago
So ‘Uncle Stupidhead’ comes by his name honestly…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
Peyote Praisers?Santa Maria Juana?Latter Saints Day?Moneymoneymoneymoney!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Zeke Brenner. I’ll try to remember his surname. But I’ll probably fail.
thirdguy almost 10 years ago
First Church of the Gooey Death, and Discount House of Worship!
chris_o42 almost 10 years ago
Church of the Undivided Donation.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
For us it was Brother Dell’s Baptismal Car Wash and Credit Card Whorehouse. Not much of a religion, but we followed it religiously.
Blood-Poisoning Vermin almost 10 years ago
Or Jim Stafford’s “Frisbeetarianists” who believed that when you died your soul didn’t go to heaven it just got stuck on the roof.
kaffekup almost 10 years ago
And then there was Flannery O’Connor’s “Church without Jesus: where the blind don’t see, the lame don’t walk and what’s dead stays that way”, if I recall correctly.