Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 31, 2019

First find out how good he is before you declare yourself worthy or not worthy.

Boopsie, looks are only skin deep and they fade in time.

Oh my, such pillow talk in a family newspaper.

His opinions are virile? I gotta go check my dictionary.

Computer! Robot! Go check my dictionary!

For now he run on Boopsie .

It reminds me of Apu at a bachelor’s auction:

“In my spare time, I make furniture, and enjoy long discussions about where it should be placed.”

All the women swooned.

A woman who is a Ten wants a man who is an Eleven; while a man who is a Nine can date dozens of Eights and Sevens.

Well that escalated rapidly.

…whaaat?…

Happy Halloween everyone – he’s a trick and she’s a treat.

“The Washed Out Bridges of Madison County” must be an unusual film, in which the audience becomes aware of what the starlet is thinking.

Outer Dzhezkazgan?

Huh. His schlock worked. Well, what do you know.

Is this in any way an endorsement for the actual movie? :-)

Were the movie and the hype surrounding it really that bad at the time?

She must have been very popular in school…

“…in the ruins of Outer Berserkistan!” He would say today LOL!As for ‘computers and robots’ running everything? Well…

Where is BD?

That last panel….do you think we could see some of that in ‘Arlo & Janis’? Please?

Ah, those bridges of Madison County…

So, he’s the Pretentious Macho Man who will forget her name overnight.

Hated the bridges of Madison County, and now I remember why. Ugh gag me with a spoon.

All the hype doesn’t hide that the Eastwood film was about a tawdry extramaritial affair.