Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 04, 2014
May 03, 2014
May 05, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: I'm making you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch! Norman: You didn't make it right, dad! You put the jelly on bottom! The peanut butter is supposed to be on the bottom! Ralph: Who cares? Norman: I do! If the jelly is on the bottom, it won't taste right! Ralph: Norm, there's a very simple solution to this problem! Look! It's a sandwich! If you want the peanut butter to be on the bottom, all you have to do is hold it upside down! Norman: Oh yeah, huh! Why didn't I think of that? (upside down) Yeah, this works! Ralph: ... Sigh...
Actually they’re both wrong. Peanut butter goes on both pieces of bread, and the jelly goes between them. That way there is no top or bottom to the sandwich, and the jelly doesn’t soak into one of the bread slices (better for if you are packing a lunch and won’t be eating the sandwich for several hours).