Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 03, 2023

Po Po priorities

Leave me the jelly filled one.

Surprised any of them can actually RUN !

They could have taken out their tasers and tased him. Then they would have gotten there first.

Well at least they got some exercise before eating donuts!

Whew! I was worried there for a second!

Amazing that Ralph can outrun two younger men?

Ralph Drabble is…THE FUGITIVE!

At first, I couldn’t figure out why Ralph was running from the cops.

About 20 years ago our local bakery had the best custard filled chocolate long-johns. Every time I went there, they were sold out of them. One Saturday morning I decided to get to the bakery early to buy a couple of the long-johns. I get to the bakery and there are 8 of them left. I’m all excited and was going to order 4 of them for my breakfast. Anyway, the lady customer before me took all 8 of them. I was kind of mad. I felt like kicking that lady in her shin and then run out of the bakery.

I’m not a fan of donuts, though I do like an occasional cinnamon roll, hold the pecans.

Exercising before donuts, I see.

That’s the most exercise Ralph ever gets…

“Drop the Cruller and back away slowly!”

Loving the irony.

Dang, now I want a Krispy Kreme donut or twelve.

Fall is coming — I’d better set out my sprinkled long johns.

Real story: Our area had a seminar of/for First Responders a few years ago, quite a few attendees. At the morning break, for which a quite sumptuous selection of food had been set out, almost all of the health and fire professional headed to the donuts and pastries: All the LEO’s went for the fruit and veggies!

They’ve got that glazed look in their eye.

“Oh by the way, you’re arrested for resisting arrest.”

The cops eyes are Glazed.

At least he’s getting some exercise.

I’m surprised that Ralph can outrun anyone. Then again, it IS for donuts…..

Yuk Yuk!