The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 26, 2024

Kennedy

Jill Stein.

This election cycle I will be voting for …. Mr. Fletch U. Lance!!!

/SHNARK\

I’m Leaving all the uncontested judge races blank

If you’re still undecided, you’re beyond hope!

Kokonutkamala here.

The other one, of course…

I’m unburdened by what has been, because I was raised a middle-class kid.

That one guy has got one WEIRD looking mouth.

Vote for Monty Brewster!

It is a very personal decision. Whoever you vote for, you have people on the other side who ridicule you for your decision. Is it better to remain quiet or to let it out? I have a friend who tried to convince me why I should vote his way, and I countered with why I couldn’t. He kept trying to the point of me being tired of it. I finally told him “Let’s agree to disagree, but try to remain friends”…

Lyndon LaRouche

Taylor Swift!

“Vote for Pedro.”

Pat Paulsen.

In the days before Pat Paulsen, the “Third Party Candidate” vote often went to Mickey Mouse… ☺

That’s easy…. don’t vote for the fascist lying POS!

Are you voting for someone who will run the country himself, or for someone who won’t be running the country herself, but is put out there as the candidate, not answering any questions but telling you about her life as a child, because she is the new replacement for the old “puppet” that they put up, who got a little too gah-gah to suit their purposes, (and who was getting to be an embarrassment to them), so the replacement puppet had to be installed… who the Democrats themselves didn’t get to choose because they skipped having a primary election for the coming year… and she is the only choice you all get!.. I still remember Biden’s first day in office, sitting at a desk while his “handlers” kept putting one bill after another in front of him to sign, and halfway through, he laughed, and said, “I don’t even know what I am signing!!”

I elect to not answer that.

the other one…

Who am I? Why am I here?

For the beer. burp. :)

I’m voting for the beer candidate.

It used to be a private matter. It was considered rude to ask. I think that was wise.

The bald guy.