Edge City by Terry and Patty LaBan for November 28, 2023

Abby your mom is a champion shopper.

Might be a wet bottom day.

It depends on what? Oh, that kind of depends!

Focus, Abby.

They may need “depends”!

If you gotta go THAT far for shopping, you’re taking it TOO far.

And almost certainly off-setting the supposed savings you’re getting in the expenses of trying. In my own shopping adventures, I’ve found how much you save on something is often a little exaggerated by design, once you tally up all of the associated expenses getting it.

There is no “bargain” worth peeing in my pants. And most of those sales are fake anyway.