I met a lady that drove through the garage door because she was so distracted. Her husband had a hard time living that one down (for marrying such a dim bulb.)
Looks like they’re goners. I hope everyone who has picked apart Ms. Johnston, her humanly-flawed values and her creative art feels a little guilt right now. Perhaps the Patterson’s death is an acceptable cost in the struggle to you know.
Just kidding. I never virtue signaled before and thought I’d give it a try. Being as I had to make up everything.. too much work!
Right on, Michael! John should have ensured his Elly could drive manual transmission for taking her station wagon which needs automatic transmission for the big family car. Talk about multi-tasking.
Moved to house that had 2 car bays. Both cars would fit but couldn’t open car doors enough to exit. Even one was tight. But it worked out. Garage became my shop which still abounds with ideas waiting to be realized. So it’s all good.
Elly’s reaction to driving a strange car is the same as mine would be: You find a way to get your oldest in the car with you to give you strength and courage. Also to state the obvious pitfalls as you go along, such as opening the garage door! He might come in handy when she floods the car as well.
Carbon monoxide alarms need to be replaced every so often, just like override extension cords. I know someone who went home drunk, left the well-maintained car running in the garage, door not closed all the way…If the car had been a clunker or low on gas it would have been a different story.
howtheduck almost 6 years ago
So the punchline is basically “Don’t kill us with carbon monoxide poisoning.” Good advice from Michael.
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
oh, good grief
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Fixated on one thing only. Oops.
M2MM almost 6 years ago
I met a lady that drove through the garage door because she was so distracted. Her husband had a hard time living that one down (for marrying such a dim bulb.)
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
That would probably help!
Beaker almost 6 years ago
You could die of sophistication.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I backed up into my garage door once. No damage but embarrassed!
rebroxanna almost 6 years ago
I backed out of our single car garage once with the passenger door open.
Ninette almost 6 years ago
Looks like they’re goners. I hope everyone who has picked apart Ms. Johnston, her humanly-flawed values and her creative art feels a little guilt right now. Perhaps the Patterson’s death is an acceptable cost in the struggle to you know.
Just kidding. I never virtue signaled before and thought I’d give it a try. Being as I had to make up everything.. too much work!
I guess I’m a better lazy signaler.
debbie8pole almost 6 years ago
Right on, Michael! John should have ensured his Elly could drive manual transmission for taking her station wagon which needs automatic transmission for the big family car. Talk about multi-tasking.
rshive almost 6 years ago
Opening the door is definitely a help.
GirlGeek Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Please open the garage door before you accidentally commit a homicide/suicide
micromos almost 6 years ago
Now she has to push the new emission control button. Dumb.
sandpiper almost 6 years ago
Moved to house that had 2 car bays. Both cars would fit but couldn’t open car doors enough to exit. Even one was tight. But it worked out. Garage became my shop which still abounds with ideas waiting to be realized. So it’s all good.
joefearsnothing almost 6 years ago
Mom..I’m starting to feel drows……..
Asharah almost 6 years ago
Why doesn’t Michael open the door himself when he noticed she didn’t?
USN1977 almost 6 years ago
It is Michael, not Elly, who is responsible for Michael’s bus. Would it be easier for his mother if she made him walk to school?
tuslog1964 almost 6 years ago
The door? Details!
Grutzi almost 6 years ago
Elly’s reaction to driving a strange car is the same as mine would be: You find a way to get your oldest in the car with you to give you strength and courage. Also to state the obvious pitfalls as you go along, such as opening the garage door! He might come in handy when she floods the car as well.
timbob2313 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Is he saying this before or after she runs into the garage door?
exeyevee Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I’m pretty sure that fancy sports car was yellow when John drove it off the lot.
8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83 almost 6 years ago
Carbon monoxide alarms need to be replaced every so often, just like override extension cords. I know someone who went home drunk, left the well-maintained car running in the garage, door not closed all the way…If the car had been a clunker or low on gas it would have been a different story.
Seed_drill almost 6 years ago
Shortly after I enclosed our carport, the wife backed into the new garage door.