FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 01, 2013
August 25, 2013
September 08, 2013
Transcript:
TV: Are 70-foot prehistoric monster sharks secretly lurking in our oceans?!? The answer may surprise you! If you're stupid. Have mermaids been discovered?!? And is the government covering it up?!? Watch "Merspiracy: Something Smells Fishy" this Friday at 8:00! Brought to you by ace bridge sellers. Is this actual footage of an actual alien autopsy performed by actual doctors?!? Stay tuned! Jason: I'm loving this new cable channel. TV: Are you seriously waiting for the answer?!? It's "no," you numbskull!
So many of the cable channels are running out of new content (and the public is so stupid or gullible to make such shows as Mermaids and Sharknado feasible.
My lover watches only the Science and History channels and even on those I notice (in addition to good old stuff like “How’s it Made” there is considerable bogus history and pseudo science).