FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 12, 2023

No Jason not a rookie. Just a geek.

Reading comics, I hope.

Well as long as it’s not running slower than pig snot in February.

Does Jason know the term “sold out”?

If this cartoon were updated, it would be Paige at the computer and Taylor Swift.

Not tickets but coins from the USMint. Some are in great demand on their first release and it is a big fight to get your order in. Keep getting kicked out and have to connect again and again. So I can see that the ticket mess is the same.

“As slow as molasses”, I haven’t heard that phrase in a long time.

Poor Jason. The seat he wants will already be bought up by scalpers and will then be available for 10 times the price on stubhub, etc.

I stood in line for 12 hours.

These reruns really make you take note of how often these major pop culture works were being released in the early 00s.

Camping out for tickets to a sold out movie sounds like a rookie move to me.

The days of the Star Wars prequels were a different time, for sure.

He should be speaking Yoda speak when he wears that hat

Is whatever he has on his head Star Wars-related?

Okay, I’ll say this much: Episode One was good. Two was a soap opera and Three was even more of a soap opera. Visual effects on all three were great, but the story-lines could’ve used a little more work.

oh, the joys of buying things online

Maybe he’s no rookie, but could he be a Wookie (if he were wearing a different hat)?