Boy: I wish I owned a car. Frazz: Right now? Boy: Then I'd have an excuse for being late to school. Frazz: Wouldn't a car get you here faster? Boy: Not any car I could own right now.
Marx Brothers: Chico: I`ll send my chauffer to pick you up. Groucho: Oh you have a chauffer?What kind of a car do you have? Chico: Oh, I no gotta car. Groucho: You have a chauffer but you don`t have a car? Chico: Well, I couldn`t afford both so I got rid of the car. Groucho:Well that shows how much I know, I would`ve kept the car and got rid of the chauffer. Chico: At`s a no good, I need the chauffer to take me to work in the morning. Groucho:Well if you don`t have a car, how does he take you to work? Chico: at`s a okay,I no gotta job.
crobinson019 about 12 years ago
How sad! Of course MY car is like that too :D
neatslob Premium Member about 12 years ago
I’m late because I’m not allowed to drive my car…
Olddog1 about 12 years ago
Great circular reasoning.
ealeseth about 12 years ago
see Gasoline Alley today (10/5) for the man who didnt’ get the car he thought was coming.
AStarofDestiny about 12 years ago
Ah, yes…the ‘get out and push it and it will go faster’ car. Best kind for a newly-licensed teenager to learn and drive with!
I Play One On TV about 12 years ago
Can you say “Fiat”?
Konabill about 12 years ago
Fell in love with cars at 9 yo. Every boy started with a model A or B. In love with boats at 12 and planes at 19. Kind’a feel sorry for today’s kids.
rgcviper about 12 years ago
Personally, I can’t complain too much if it has four wheels and runs.
childe_of_pan over 7 years ago