Well, the only venomous snake you need to worry about in Michigan is the Eastern Massasauga Rattlesnake and he’ll be as much in a hurry to stay away from you as you are of him, so there’s that.
If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous. If you bite it and it bites you and nobody dies, that’s just kinky.
GreasyOldTam 11 days ago
Well, venomous, not poisonous, but probably not much worse than yesterday.
rekam Premium Member 11 days ago
A bit young to be a worry-wart. Or maybe not.
Botulism Bob 11 days ago
It’s that snake that Caulfield caught yesterday. BTW, where’s Caulfield?
Tigrisan Premium Member 10 days ago
Well, the only venomous snake you need to worry about in Michigan is the Eastern Massasauga Rattlesnake and he’ll be as much in a hurry to stay away from you as you are of him, so there’s that.
Jhony-Yermo 10 days ago
More great, outdoor cartooning. Thx again Jef. Tests, ticks, and sneks! Sure made me smile, I must say.
grandparent Premium Member 10 days ago
Jef Mallett was cautioned about the use of poisonous vs venomous a few years ago. C’mon Jef.
Carl Premium Member 10 days ago
Its election season so yes, there are a lot of poisonous snakes running loose.
sandpiper 10 days ago
Yes, like what to do all summer.
rshive 10 days ago
Maybe cidicas should be in there somewhere.
TMMILLER Premium Member 10 days ago
venomous snakes, spiders and ticks all available where I grew up. A day was not complete unless you had interaction with at least one of them!
kdandre63 10 days ago
Venomous.
royq27 10 days ago
Tests always ticked me off, and I find ticks very testing…
skientist 10 days ago
Venomous snakes, you mean. Poisonous is when it kills you if you bite it – venomous when it kills you if it bites you.
markkahler52 10 days ago
Where to get child-strength lithium….that’s the rub…
brick10 10 days ago
What would I ever do if I didn’t have a list of things to worry about and fret over?
jconnors3954 10 days ago
Start with”A” then go to “Z”.
billdaviswords 10 days ago
Ah, life in Mich-ugh-gan.
fehorse 10 days ago
Only if you eat them. Venomous snakes are the issue
Scott S 10 days ago
Loved the Alice Cooper song! Used to crank that up as soon as I got home!
Mike Baldwin creator 10 days ago
Thank God for worrying. It´s the only thing keeping the inevitable from happening.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 10 days ago
Do all the kids in this universe always have such big mouths, always wide open?
CoffeeBob Premium Member 10 days ago
If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous. If you bite it and it bites you and nobody dies, that’s just kinky.
unfair.de 10 days ago
Poisonous snakes are no problem, venomous snakes aren’t either. Usually it’s humans that are problems for snakes.