Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 19, 2020

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of “Ladder”-day Saints.

Naah — it’s his stepladder. He never knew his real ladder…

I have seen a bamboo pole go through the “lower garment”! Thankfully it ended in a disrobing and laughter!!

And that’s why I never tried to do pole vault…

Just give him a push.

Nice catch! He ought to win some sort of medal.

Wonder if this ever really happened? LOL

….and to think I pole vaulted in junior high! GASP!

I always wonder how pole vaulters get their start…do they start with say an 8 foot high bar and gradually increase height and length of pole? Going to look up “Pole Vault fails” on youtube later, just for fun.

I wouldn’t go near him with a 10 foot ladder…that’s what she said.

That’s why you should never trust the results of poles.

The Polish Ambassador objects to these slanderous comments about Poles.

Could’ve been much worse…