Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 25, 2020

She needs “booster” shots.

Mary has been poppin’ a few…!

Well yeah, but she takes medicine three times a day.

Time to up the prescription to a flask full of gin.

I saw an ad for a sugar-free toothpaste the other day. Does that mean other toothpastes have sugar in em? We’re being bamboozled all this while?

I just found out how does she fly with an umbrella; she’s from Hogwarts!

Wait, what happened to the parrot on her umbrella?

That, and a jigger of gin …

That ain’t sugar on her spoon!

She’s ready to fly the coop.

We are not safe from anything anymore. Deception is on every label

Mary. you’re supposed to take a teaspoonful of sugar, not a soup ladle full.

Ummmmm … Yes. One teaspoon for each pill/liquid and each dose.

Mary Poppins does the Walk in clinic! :>)

Senior Citizen here, I take 16 different medications daily, and some of them as often as four times daily. That is one heck of a lot of sugar.