Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 03, 2024

Don’t drop any “Bangles” on the street.

Try to cross and you’ll get your asp handed to you.

New warning signs for our crosswalks reads “PLEASE STOP FOR PEDESTRIANS IN CROSSWALK”. I took that to mean if they are jaywalking they are fair game. . . . . (ʘдʘ╬)

Is it okay if I walk like a Sumerian?

Way-oh-way-oh!

Here is more documentation that this ancient civilization possessed advanced technology.

That’s an interesting “chariot” they have. Doubles as tub on Saturdays.

Steve Martin:)

“Swing low sweet chariot….”

The guy is good at building stuff, up to a point.

Another song comes to mind…“Walking in Memphis”.

Back in that day, there wasn’t a car horn. Just freakin’ camel spit.

Those chariots are running the light.

Interesting “wrap” he’s got on there. Should fall off about midway across the street! :)

susanna is my celebrity crush

And don’t roll your eyes at me!

Hmmm. Like the fictitious but sempiternal “hornèd helmets” of the Vikings, Egyptian art seems never to have portrayed people in anything like that posture. There are often, to be sure, rather oddly stylized limbs, and in “flat” art, standing figures are always shown with the head and legs in profile while the torso is full frontal.

I like these one page comic strips