Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 01, 2015

Today’s bonus FA proves that Teresa has an infectious sense of humor.

This dude sounds like a typical American.

Also,

A man with all those medals and “everything” sinks a lot faster when pushed off a boat.

Dear #1:Your shoelaces are untied.

How can I join that cult?

re: the Sunday Special:

Ah, ah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……….

blewalloveryou!!!

Nice try, Number One; but if I should need a giant pincushion to which I might affix my medals, pins, service ribbons, etc., I wouldn’t call on one so egocentric. Why, even the Common Cold is above you!

yesvery goodthat is the correct answerto be one with all things

This one is for eating a whole box of GS Thin Mints in under two minutes!

…yes, yes i am…

Sorry Tee – >>> WES STUDI BEAT YOU TO IT<<< (there is nothing new under the sun.

P.S. You may need Quick Time to listen.

I’ll bring some Cracker Jack next time so you can have another metal.

Starve a cold,bury an over-achiever.(With Stolen Honors.)

way to kanye

You are by far shinier than I. However, I have fewer holes.

Okay… I admit it. It isn’t so much a medal for eating Thin Mints as it is a merit badge. And it isn’t so much a merit badge as it is a demerit badge. And it’s not really a demerit badge, per se, more like a ribbon of shame. And this is why me and my ribbons of shame will be outside shouting out the reasons for our shame, mostly in Yahoo comments sections; things like “I Know For A Fact That The Wealthy Oligarchs Ruling The Earth In The Secret Government Are Inter-Dimensional Lizard People From Space!” I will understand if you should shun me there.

jack cracker and a badge

The TDL* (we haven’t done THIS in awhile) presents:

*Teresa Defense League

P.S. Sounds like a VLAD translation to me.

He looks like a frig full of magnets, soon to fall over from the weight!

I have kind of a dumb idea. Maybe even a lame idea, which is allowed here. Why don’t we EACH recruit at least one new reader to leave a comment on FA, someone that has never been here before? Some religions are big on proselytizing and door-knocking. Knock on some doors and share the good word of Frog Applause, brothers and sisters..Make sure your guest identifies you as the person who steered them here. Who can recruit the most people? (I’m shooting for one person myself, since I don’t know many people here.)

Did anyone see C’est la Vie? http://www.gocomics.com/cestlavie/2015/03/01I was almost sure there was a reference to “Frog Applause” in there but now I’m not so sure. What do others think?

I always suspected as much!