Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 06, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Into one of your eye-mouths?

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    Bill Thompson  over 9 years ago

    Mine go straight into the keyboard.

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 9 years ago

    Nail clippings, like other small objects such as tiny screws and small coins, often teleport to another dimension when dropped.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 9 years ago

    Vampire eye teeth….

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 9 years ago

    Such a fashion plate. It’s the Corinthian, from Sandman.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Ben Johnson’s other, less well-known, poem was called “Song. To Cilia”.In his later years, a young Luke Skywalker and two droids came to take him away on an adventure from which he did not return.However, in being clipped short, he became more powerful than even Darth Vader could imagine. Darth Vader, as it turns out, was actually Anakin Skywalker, and Luke’s father.. . . they have issues

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    The Old Wolf  over 9 years ago

    The stuff of nightmares…

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 9 years ago

    Clipped in the tub after a shower/bath, they are softer and less springy.I started doing this when one turned up in a shoe and attacked at a most inopportune time.

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    coltish1  over 9 years ago

    Did that model sign a waiver?

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Sorta renders the phrase, “Hey! My eyes are up here” obsolete inoperative irrelevant [OK – if you think can do better]

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    wilburgarrod  over 9 years ago

    @Meh-tdologyKeep it all in the bathroom safely away from carpet and other forms of floor coverings.it is also my method of taking care of the little buggiers.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 9 years ago

    SomeLate LAMEing News!

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Do those Mouthy Eyes signify an ocular mishap caused by Flying Fingernails? “Gobble up those clippings, lads! There’s a Good Trooper!” I can’t see a good outcome here….

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    This is actually alike to something I drew back in 1973.I had also placed an eyeball where the mouth should normally be, though.It is a valid psychological concept, regarding how your eyes speak and you receive intelligence by speaking as much as you communicate outward. The exchange of information is equal in either case, and not in a single direction. Also, the eyes devour and the brain is fed by what passes through them.But you never see where the dead bits of your self, the natural outgrowth of your farthest extremities, go when they are separated from your living self, which is odd.

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