Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 09, 2016

A lame handshake and a powerful aftershave are the hallmarks of my administration.

Is this a virtual transaction, or have I been missing the meetings?

By the holy skull of Mogg’s grandfather, I grip this page with the fury of a thousand hydraulic presses!

Are lame and limp comparable?

Like pidgins and doves?Slugs and snails?Frozen yogurt and ice cream?

That’s what they want you to think.

4×400 relayGO USAIt’s a sure bet

nothings a sure bet…

Add salt, pepper and lame to taste.

Hi.

He’s loosing his grip.

Hound’s tooth vs. herringbone today. Come out timidly and fight like wimps.

I’m Josh Lyons and I approve today’s strip.

@Lafinlarry I commented on yesterday’s FA page about a photo from your Flickr photography pages.

I prefer footsies. Who needs a handshake.

Lame, for sure. But I have (to the best of my knowledge) never shaken the hand of anyone on this page, nor even of anyone from this page while off it….

That beat in the back of your head all day?It was Rick Ocasek and The Cars’s Shake It Up.The Psychedelic Furs cannot be far behind.I fear that our Zootopia may actually be dystopian.

What could I do?They backed a truckload of money up to my doorstep!

Show me a candidate today who could not author an autobiographic work called, “The Art of the Deal”.

“She Said, She Said”Goodnight George Martin.So long and thanks for all the fish.

As distinguished from George R. R. Martin, of course.The people have their own concerns, and your game of thrones means nothing to them.

If not for the lame handshake, his 3rd eye would be crushed.