Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 09, 2016

They are part of a colorful time.

Donna looks like she’s into Marx … Groucho, that is.

Smile when you say that.

This is the nastiest Frog Applause ever!

I have to give it to Linda for her reference to the Bristol Stool Scale. She also appears to be younger and perkier, which did not enter into our judgment. At all. Pinky-swear.

Early morning coffee within the privacy of your own home shall open up secret private small talk, even if that may include privately speaking about private parts..

Besides… that’s not what she tells strangers. She does use some of those words, but Donna’s poor listening skills and lack of attention to details have left her without an understanding of the actual details of what Linda tells strangers about Pumpkin Spice and her personal spaces.

She is, to put it mildly, filled with scatological references.

I know you think I am just taking Linda’s side in this because of what Donna said about my Christmas cookies being similar in taste and texture to gypsum wallboard last year, but that is certainly not the case.

My first ex-wife’s name was Donna (anybody got an ex-wife named Linda?)

Mold-friendly Chinese knock-off gypsum wallboard is what she said… not that I am hold a grudge or recording grievances in any way.

What does Debbie have to say? Oh, wait. Debbie’s doing Dallas.

Wait!!! Ws she one of the Spice Girls?

Linda and Donna are “just fine”. http://tinyurl.com/zb38wvw

They’re called sheet cookies, Donna.

They’re supposed to be crisp.

Look it up.

Linda is just quoting Teresa off the cuff.

I just realized that “uterus” spelled backwards, is “suretu”. It’s a rare day I don’t learn something from FA. Maybe this is one of those rare days…

When I was a kid, possibly about the time of this picture, there were sisters named Linda and Donna who lived down at the end of the block. I think Teresa used the Wayback Machine to spy on us.

I would like to get a look at her Bristols.

And the festively colored frosting is not “technicolor yak”, Donna!

So, Linda’s white corpuscles are dieing for a pumpkin-spice latte?

Ooo! Poet cat fight! I can’t wait until the librarians join in the fray!

This reminds of “The Help” where Minny brings Ms. Hilly a Chocolate Pie with a " special " ingredient. (fecal material).

I don’t know about any one else ,but Linda looks kind of like a young Doris Day !Maybe she changed her name to get in showbiz ?

Linda may have an Exhibitionist-thing about her dainty pumpkin-spice uterine pus, but she is certainly an accomplished LitCrit as she smilingly slides the fecally-tainted knife into much frumpier old Donna there!

I need a fresh cup of coffee to digest all this Friday FA stuff. Where are the fishnets?

Why?

Sometimes Linda, the things we say to make ourselves sound more interesting just puss people away.

Imagine a jelly bean,

comin out with a scream….

Smelly, Yelly——Jelly, Belly——Screamy, Weenie, Beanie….