Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 17, 2018

I was once headed for ANKRUPTCY on the low-speed LUTCH. Unfortunately, that occurrence failed to benefit me or the ORLD.

My cephalopod has sprung a leak

Teresa didn’t mention the bloody stool this guy had last night.

“Men turned to gaze at him on the street; women glanced, and then hastily looked, unnecessarily hard, the other way; children stared.”

https://books.google.com/books?id=aIArAQAAMAAJ&pg=PA358

They’ve got a bill fr everything.

A real money maker: Frog Applause Board Game!

The old ·indshield wipers on my car must be ·eplaced with new windshield ·ipers..

I’m confident in our ability to ▄ind a means whereby to maintain ▄olvency without actually contributing anything to the ▄orld, so long as there are people so foolish as to disengage their ▄abors from their currencies.

Also sprach Tighty Whitey Face.

A meteor exploded and rattled our house last night.

Is someone trying to tell me something?

My new word of the day: Bolide.

▄ orld : It’s a small world, after all.

The day the LED bulb became sentient and the world went mad.

Might’ve already happened, as I look around.

 

After years of meticulous and painstaking research it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:

1.      Don’t you people ever sleep?

2.      I don’t get it.

3.      Finally! A Frog Applause™ that makes sense!

4.      The overlords aren’t gonna like this.

…. (and, if all else fails) …

5.      ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ (Oops. I mean …) Spork!

More “robber” than “baron”.

He’s the man with the light bulb head, he turns himself on when its dark.

And they claim Lio is a scary comic. That’s a face that appears only in our worst nightmares. I can’t wait for that nightmare.

Where is his breathing hole?

Something you should never wear walking into a 7-Eleven. Even in winter!

Burger King please wrap that. Dairy Queen was seen in a crown, oh nothingness is all.

Homer Simpson, auditioning for Halloween.

Moralizing admonitions from a fat and crazed masker would be suspect even without typological deficiencies. So I tried seeing it as a coded message. HWBC[?] reminds me vaguely of a Swiss bank, but doesn’t Speak Truth, so to speak. Nor is there enough traffic for a satisfactory cryptanalysis.

Thus, lamely, I give up….

Score one for the nun.

Something very original "Outer Limits: about that guy.