“Human cement” has, in the past, referred to cementum, the calcified substance on the root of a human tooth. It’s associated with Sharpey fibers, cementicles, and cemental spurs. I will certainly not reject human cement, since it’s part of what keeps my teeth anchored in my head.
Apropos of the season, candy corn is the devil’s earwax.
Horse Drink…A Bowl of Horse Feathered Soup…You Can Lead a Horse To Water by a Carrot On A Stick, Dangling Above and In Front of Him. Or A Whiskey Water Instead of The Carrot, on A Monster You Could Create.
Denim eyes and temple curls, what is this mask you wear? Mona Lisa smirk belies the bruised butter corset of your interment. What rosy sanguine optics have you conjured, do song birds sing, do caged ears hear? It’s true without gravity, you could not fly, so when, pray tell, will you fulfill, that look that lingers in your eye?
Surfs Up…stay cemented to your board…go spear fishing as the birds fly…don’t take a horse drink of ocean water… don’t let the swimming stretch off and show your vanity…you too MS. PENNY.
I generally don’t care for facial piercings, but I must say that your Golden Arrow allusion to the old radio hero is almost as alluring as your painfully tiny corseted waist. On the other hand, your babblings seem a tad incoherent. But maybe that’s just my lame wit….
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 6 years ago
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 6 years ago
Please check your weapon’s at the door…
Howard'sMyHero almost 6 years ago
There is a pill for this condition, but the side effects are numerous … including a reptilian forked tongue ….
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 6 years ago
Are you going to wear your Halloween costume all week, Sarah?
Randy B Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“Human cement” has, in the past, referred to cementum, the calcified substance on the root of a human tooth. It’s associated with Sharpey fibers, cementicles, and cemental spurs. I will certainly not reject human cement, since it’s part of what keeps my teeth anchored in my head.
Apropos of the season, candy corn is the devil’s earwax.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Her vanity was baroque, with gold-plated faucets.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 6 years ago
Horse Drink…A Bowl of Horse Feathered Soup…You Can Lead a Horse To Water by a Carrot On A Stick, Dangling Above and In Front of Him. Or A Whiskey Water Instead of The Carrot, on A Monster You Could Create.
Radish the wordsmith almost 6 years ago
There he saw Fatima layin’ on a zebra skin rug with…
“Rings on her fingers and
Bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho."
There she was, friends, lyin’ there in all her radiant
Beauty, eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate,
Bowl of chittlin’s, two bananas, and three Hershey bars
.
Ray Stevens
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
You’re so vain. I’ll bet you thought this comic was about you.
INGSOC almost 6 years ago
Two Birds Eye Views
coltish1 almost 6 years ago
It makes me a little uneasy, that nose ornament and the word ‘stretched’ in the same comic.
coltish1 almost 6 years ago
Won’t Miss Abby’s mother be surprised to see how her daughter contrived to ruin her 5th grade portrait?
6turtle9 almost 6 years ago
Denim eyes and temple curls, what is this mask you wear? Mona Lisa smirk belies the bruised butter corset of your interment. What rosy sanguine optics have you conjured, do song birds sing, do caged ears hear? It’s true without gravity, you could not fly, so when, pray tell, will you fulfill, that look that lingers in your eye?
6turtle9 almost 6 years ago
Cupid missed her heart, now she only loves the smell of you.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 6 years ago
Surfs Up…stay cemented to your board…go spear fishing as the birds fly…don’t take a horse drink of ocean water… don’t let the swimming stretch off and show your vanity…you too MS. PENNY.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
I generally don’t care for facial piercings, but I must say that your Golden Arrow allusion to the old radio hero is almost as alluring as your painfully tiny corseted waist. On the other hand, your babblings seem a tad incoherent. But maybe that’s just my lame wit….
olivefoote almost 6 years ago
That darn human cement! Curse it.