Vladimir the Relentless was nonplussed by the stoicness of his audience, nervously observing every movement of their neckscarves as they chewed on raw tulip bulbs
So, a gangsta hitman, as indicated by his Tattooed Teardrops, one per victim, is about to reinvent himself as a Sit-down Comic, ehh? Is this open mike (sic) night at the Seedy Lounge? Who wants to play the part of Audience for this nervous killer?
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 6 years ago
SCOOBY DOO LET’S SMOKE A DOOBIE WITH THE DOOBIE BROTHER’S.
Howard'sMyHero almost 6 years ago
Also be sure to cover your private parts …
AND NO SPITTING …!
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 6 years ago
BROTHERS
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David OBrien almost 6 years ago
Why is it I visualize mimes when I see the phrase “tattooed teardrops” ?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
And study hard for at least eight weeks in preparation for the chemistry exam.
coltish1 almost 6 years ago
Statue practice.
coltish1 almost 6 years ago
Make sure you get out and vote today. There’s gotta be a slightly-less-objectionable candidate out there.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
Somebody’s been to a paroooooole hearing.
Radish the wordsmith almost 6 years ago
I’m stuck in Folsom Prison
And time keeps draggin’ on
But that train keeps a-rollin’
On down to San Antone
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I wonder if any ? & The Mysterians fans got 96 teardrop tattoos.
waycyber almost 6 years ago
Vladimir the Relentless was nonplussed by the stoicness of his audience, nervously observing every movement of their neckscarves as they chewed on raw tulip bulbs
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 6 years ago
It’s always something when you wait on line at the DMV.
InquireWithin almost 6 years ago
Especially if they’re filled teardrops.
edreajr almost 6 years ago
If I see tattooed tear drops I think “gang banger.”
6turtle9 almost 6 years ago
It’s hard to soar with the Eagles when you rent head space to stool pigeons.
Radish the wordsmith almost 6 years ago
Is this comic a peach or a lemon?
INGSOC almost 6 years ago
It’s a sign of good luck if a bird goes number two on your head..
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
So, a gangsta hitman, as indicated by his Tattooed Teardrops, one per victim, is about to reinvent himself as a Sit-down Comic, ehh? Is this open mike (sic) night at the Seedy Lounge? Who wants to play the part of Audience for this nervous killer?
Could be worse than merely lame….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Froglandia has no part of the civilization of the Deep Ones.
Randy B Premium Member almost 6 years ago
And don’t imagine your audience is naked, because there will be that one person who FREAKS YOU OUT.
olivefoote almost 6 years ago
I can’t figure out where one leg ends and another begins.