Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 22, 2022

Especially if it’s a ROCKET APPLE!

Looks like a job for Super Waist Band..

Wow that was an eyefull, let’s change into something more comfortable. My gal laughed, when I ate a salad for breakfast.

… a TRIPLE BACON BEAST BURGER makes up for a sausage McMuffin dressed up like a Big Mac for breakfast, right?…

…they don’t make waists & hips like that anymore…

…at least they don’t advertise them like that anymore…

…but they should…

… a fungal outbreak of Fusarium oxysporum f.sp. Cubense broke out, decimating the world’s banana plantations…

…our banana is not our father’s banana…

…they even claim artificial banana flavoring tastes more like the wiped out better banana…

…geez…

…that was a tangent out of nowhere…

…popcorn-if not overly salted- is probably better for breakfast than Sugar Pops…

…and I love a good Jazz apple…

Hmm . . . might want to consider occasionally taking a multivitamin. There seems a curious lack of vegetables in that diet. Also, no meat, so consider some B vitamins too, especially B12.

I never knew having popcorn for breakfast was something we had to make up for. But … I think the answer to your question is a conditional ‘Yes.’

Has anyone tried yeast flakes on popcorn? Yum!

 

From the Dept. of: ʙᴇsᴛ ɴᴇᴡs ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ:

 

“Nobody has reported a kangaroo missing.”

 

https://tinyurl.com/WhosKangaroo

Depends on how the popcorn is made!

Is it in an aluminum pan covered with Foil? Could it be Jiffy Pop?

Or is it in a pan, with olive oil, salt and when it starts popping you shake shake shake your booty…er pan over the hot flame?

Apples to the left of me.

Popcorn to the right.

Stuck in Froglandia with my personal Bath Mat. Wrestling w/my babies on the wrestling mat.

My favorite apple is GRANNY SMITH! She’s sort of a bitter, thick skinned crab apple, green in color…

but great tasting in Minced Meat Slab Pie.

Her flavors are enhanced by the spices, that surround each slice…

yum yum yum

Popcorn is a whole grain cereal. It takes an exceptional amount of butter and salt to make it into a junk food.

Abso-freakin-lutely

Apple for dinner, popcorn for breakfast … viewed by some as a failed Feng Shui menu mashup of the Yin and Yang … but, whatever floats your sampan …!

I’m uncomfortable imagining the popcorn.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, why was Eve kicked out for eatin’ an Eden apple? Maybe Lillith knows.

Eden apple, popcorn sin, Johnny Appleseed, spread your seed little moonshine, William Tell, tell us who’s the apple of your eye, Magritte, the big apple, as American as apple pie, you ole love apple you, bobbing for apples, Newton knew the gravity of apple symbolism, I have many fears but Malusdomesticaphobia is not one of them.

I could never understand food customs about the time of day for eating stuff.

I still spring for Reddenbacher (sp?). It’s a little pricey, but at least all the kernels pop. I go for the Extra Butter or the Movie Popcorn varieties. If I’m going to eat popcorn, I want it to be good to eat… not good for me. Life is too short to eat air-popped, plain, dry and saltless popcorn. I might as well eat shredded cardboard.

Mark Lanegan, Screaming Trees and Queens of the Stone Age Singer, Dies at 57

The musician, who collaborated with Kurt Cobain, Moby, Neko Case, Isobel Campbell, the Armed, and more, died at his home in Ireland this morning

I generally prefer leftover cold pizza for breakfast and popcorn for a mid-morning snack, but to each his own. The trouble is, I more often finish off the pizza the night before, and none is left over!

An apple may go with dinner, but by itself would not be dinner. I like apples for brekky, too….

Popcorn is for dinner, not breakfast! ;)

What you need is a caramel apple.

Actually, unless it’s slathered with butter, popcorn is not entirely unhealthy, so I’d say that’s a win for the day.

…is the apple forbidden?…

…is the popcorn caramel?…

Depends on whether you butter your apples.

Hey Ashhole, apple smoke up the bottom.

Here’s a peek into my Diarrhea Memories: Once in my college years I ate a breakfast of cold pizza with half a grapefruit and washed it down with a black cherry soda … popcorn wasn’t available …!

Are ya out of beer?

Beer and eggs, or eggs and beer.

Sissy Spacek and Twisted Sister.

So, I WAS going to try growing an apple tree from the seed in an apple from the store. But they seem to all be irradiated, or somehow otherwise unable to sprout. Just as well, since I now find you need at least TWO trees, and they can be selected to be complementary, so that they pollinate each other better.

Man . . . the birds weren’t too hard to understand, but the bees are just wild.

Sister Sledge and Sledge Hammer. Peter Gabriel and Sledge Hammer.

On Day 2 I eat what I want, when I want….