Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 15, 2023

Keep rotating it and you’ll find more fresh, unbitten top parts. Woe betide you if you let it lie flat, for in that orientation only the colored sprinkles are top parts.

Please, my blood glucose levels!

My hoodie in the chase for a cool little fawn like you. She’s a hottie tartie, microwave ready and toaster roaster. Kiss me face and read me lips!

Vulcan Mind Probe.

Suck your inside jelly brain up too.

Reese’s* ridges, because justice is a necessity.

But Reese’s leave you no peaces.

How do you titillate an ocelot?

Freelance Writer’s United will go to War. F. The union w/arm and hammer cocaine. Crack out the heavy armed tanks and hammer down for a better than ever fight.

This on the eve of destruction. We’ll get King Kong and Godzilla all over their butt. Wow, stoned in the ancient Greek arena.

Nibble it into the shape of a sidearm, and get a free day off from school!

Pondering pastries.

After the top part is gone from the Pop Tart, she proceeds to nibble all around the crusts edges to leave the center for last. By now, it big enough to just pop it in her mouth for the last chew! Chug a glass of milk and off she goes!

I hear a frog applauding.

Pop Tart = Female Disk Jockey

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember when you last saw a Pop Tart® – let alone ate one! There really are some blessings that come with aging …

Crossing a cruller with a hot cross bun requires cunning bunning.

Inspected by Inspector’s. What’s up doc?

I like the way those words flow!

Yah. I prefer the unfrosted variety. Can only find those in strawberry. Used to be the frosted variety was the rarer. Americans are addicted to sugar.

dang Teresa! good one

Say that ten times real fast.

How can you tell which side is the top?

I discovered that one can, indeed, put pop-tarts/toaster tarts/whatev’ in a Hello, Kitty! toaster. When I do that, I usually eat the browned perimeter first, then the Hello, Kitty image.

I like reading this comic.

Good thing the brand name of Pop-Tarts® is not Fop-Carts®.

Please define “top parts”! I cannot in good conscience “comment” when your premise is so unclear! When I used to eat Pop-Tarts® (I preferred the frosted brown sugar & cinnamon), I would start at one corner, nibble along that edge and then proceed towards the center. But is “top” the side with frosting and/or sprinkles, or do you mean something else by “top”? Such directions can be so confusing, and we’re in dire danger of getting lost, without even eating a Pop-Tart! And that, my friend, would be lame….