Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 13, 2023

I’m a distractor without boarders; do I get anything?

I won’t send you to your room for that. I think you spend way too much time in there.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=uqpp9BN-CIs&feature=gws_kp_track

Just one?

Almighty god have Mercy.

Hope it’s not limited to one curse per.

Properly applied, one should do it.

Especially the latter!

I am rubber, you are glue….

This will not go well for me.

Anti-Curses in most crisis’s preformed by who dinie and who else, Butt head.

I probably had it coming.

Your curse is a thin whining echo along the porcelain walls of your mother’s reluctant doo-doo birthing cistern.

✔, ✔, ✔ and ✔.

Ha ha!

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Distorters Without Borders. Good one. I’ll be using that.

…I’m safe…

…the Golords …

…don’t allow cursing…

…and no one knows cursive anyway…

…but my pickles on my McDouble did taste like Burger King pickles…

…and suddenly being good looking is attracting so many people it seems like a curse…

…and why are folks always giving me beef pot pies?…

…abracadabra …hmpft!…

..nothing like a potty mouth from a poo poo head…

Curses captions captain Klondike® bars, accordingly, Eskimo’s are asking for mo no mo no but so mo fo fo … We are baffled.

Ah, I see election season is now in full swing.

(Is there a time when it isn’t?)

Son of a bish!

No no, you can’t fence ME in!

No boarders for me! And I am NOT a doo doo head!

I want to be fancy free, buttons and bows, and wander and roam!Poo poo to enclosures, doors and fences!

oooo “distorters” hitting low

Curses be D.a.m.n.e.d … but no worries … the above is aimed at the politicians … as inferred by some above …!

( oh … also add the the GC overlords of curse [sic] )

So eloquent, and then she lost it at the end.

I always called them poo poo heads. I guess there are regional dialects.

I see Doo-Doo heads. They’re all around me… but they don’t know they’re Doo-Doo heads.

A curse? You don’t look like my mummy.

Well, I take what I can

This is one of the better curses to have been laid out there, tho… I’m gonna have to back it up…

Uh-oh.

Ensorcel me not, witchy-poo! Your curses are feeble, your rage unwarranted. This is Froglandia, where speech is still free and likewise the press, and, the Commentariat!

BOO!

Haha!