Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 21, 2023

People who are easily offended are generally paying too much attention to something that doesn’t interest them. Not that I care.

I’m offended that you’re offended about me being offended. But please don’t be offended by that!!!

People who wants to be offened, can always find something to be offended about.

How rude!

so am i

Offhand, I’d say offensive quite often.

So you are offended, twice removed. You could form a society of mutual offendedness with everyone concerned, or you could all just seek treatment for easily bruised feelings of personal superiority.

Those stone-faced stern people should be off-ended the Ship Of Fools.

The Sons Of Mrs. Grundy — oh, dear! — what are they thinking?

The best offense is a good defense.

…Let’s see…

…Ray Walston…

…Don Keefer…

…Charles Schulz…

…Tucker Carlson…

…Gerald Pataki…

…these people are not easily offended…

…but they believe that …

…Superman should wear his red tighty whities outside his leotards…

… that rolling coal is funny to Prius drivers…

…that buying an automatic weapon only so when the government comes to take it away from them they can use it to defend themselves is their god given right…

…that saying Beetlejuice three times will blow up a star and ruin Orion …

… that saying the hapless Brown’s are going to the Super Bowl every year doesn’t make you a best fan ever…

…that Frog Applause is lame…

…that

This comic reminds me of another saying: People who think they know everything are very offensive to those of us who actually do.

Fine. Put it on the pile if you want. But there are no refunds.

Alien-action

Spring-forward

Chuck-wannabe

Two heads are better than one

The Uni-brower

☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

That was easy!

at least you are aware

I prefer to take umbrage rather than take offense.

I’m offended by beer kegs that require metric taps …!

( based on a true story involving a Guinness keg )

[ film at 11 ]

Dear Sirs: I believe your position is defensible, since as far as I know this is your first offense.

You can’t trust a bunch of guys in suits. They’re probably not offended at all. They play offence as a power generator.

I like offending people and I do it easily.

No offense intended, is no offense wasted.

Well!!! I never!!!

But I play DEFENSE!

On start to free your mind, and your off ended a-ss will follow.

As long as you’re already offended, I’d like to name the gentleman with spring like neck, Boing Boy.

Quel fromage!

I find this ’toon offensive. If The Easily Offended offend me, shall I be deprived of my righteous offendedness, as if in deference to their offensiveness? No! I shall take offense! I shall rant and rave with the most offensive of them! No trollishness is ruled out. Be not lame of heart! Are we not Froglandians?!

Is that like a double negative?

And then there are those who are just off. Ended.

My brain hurts. — M Gumby

offence at first sight