Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 01, 2023

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    Randy B Premium Member 11 months ago

    Betrayal in the form of an apelike face forming on top of your head?

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 11 months ago

    Try your luck. What’s achy today. Who had left pinky toe in the pool?

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    PraiseofFolly  11 months ago

    Various parts of my body have gone on strike. Who nose why?

    — My feet have left me flat

    — My knees won’t bend to my will

    — My hips have become hippy dippy in bad weather, man

    — My belly is beerly containable

    — My chest is drooping into my drawers

    — My arms have surrendered unconditionally

    — My fingers are picketing with my nose

    — My head has hair today but that might be gone tomorrow

    — All that’s left faithful is my Brain, my second favorite organ since my favorite has gone a-prostate.

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    The Old Wolf  11 months ago

    weeps in 72

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    Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member 11 months ago

    “I treat my body like a temple, you treat yours like a tent.”

    Buffett, J., Fruitcakes

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    3hourtour Premium Member 11 months ago

    …it’s not betrayal…

    …it’s tuff love…

    …that guy’s always been two-faced…

    …growing old ain’t for sissies…

    … unless you’re Sissy Spacek…

    …those socks!…

    …those shoes!…

    …1969!…

    …He’s not just any superhero!…

    …He’s Ottoman!…

    …during the day…

    …he’s the mild manager at Sofa King…

    …their prices are Sofa King low…

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    phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago

    Looks like Quasimodo has rung the bell one too many times.

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    nancyb creator 11 months ago

    My body is a Greek temple. In ruins, and falling apart.

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    Melki Premium Member 11 months ago

    I’ve reached that age too. It’s better than being dead, but only slightly.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 11 months ago

    And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling telomeres and their stupid Hayflick Limit.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  11 months ago

    That age would be birth.

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    Linguist  11 months ago

    Had I known that I would have lived this long, perhaps I’d have taken better care of myself … but I doubt it!

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    Linguist  11 months ago

    “I’ve had every ailment known to man

    From African Mumps to dishpan hands.

    And I lost every race that I ever ran

    ‘Cause I never even got a start

    ….I’m gonna build me a bar

    In the back of my car

    And drive myself to drink!”

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    ericlscott creator 11 months ago

    Heading toward the end.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member 11 months ago

    Ooooooh… Me, too… me, too…

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    davewhamond creator 11 months ago

    My body has double crossed me more than a few times!

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    Howard'sMyHero  11 months ago

    The trouble with Scribbles … and they almost always show up unannounced …!

    ( do/don’t scratch that )

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    gregcartoon Premium Member 11 months ago

    I had my appendix cut out and tossed as a warning to any other organs that weren’t pulling their weight. My life ever since has been one collective “Oh, YEAH, tough guy?!” from the other organs.

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    Radish the wordsmith  11 months ago

    The only trails I leave are betrayals.

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    His descendants must have come from the Neanderthal family…..awwwww

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    Sisyphos  11 months ago

    You can’t begin to know, Youngster. When you reach my point in life, just being around for another day is a positive achievement, and one shouldn’t expect your aged body to behave as though it were still 26 (optimal age for physical condition)….

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    willie_mctell  11 months ago

    Made it. Getting old does suck. Trust me on that one.

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    coltish1.  11 months ago

    Unless he’s an inveterate pessimist, that fella doesn’t look old enough to be saying that.

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    6turtle9  11 months ago

    Getting old is not for the faint of heart.

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    Still, something to look forward to.

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    The Tooninator creator 11 months ago

    Hmmmm, I’m thinking 40.

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