True story (but you have to know what a baseball athletic cup is) :
A friend brought a date home to his apartment. Being a typical bachelor and softball player, he had left his “cup” laying on top of his TV set. His date picked it up and exclaimed “Is this an oxygen mask?” … and proceeded to put it over her nose and mouth‼️
( I think he told her yes and that it had belonged to his mom )
Rectal thermometers were found to be a gateway and soon thereafter, Bill Tuned In, Turned On, and Dropped Out. He was ever after known as the AssMan, and his motto was free your a$$ and your mind will follow.
Ubintold 11 days ago
Bill always said: “Up yours”.
Randy B Premium Member 11 days ago
Does that pose say to you “Ah, fond memories”, or “Oh my god, what the hell were we thinking?!”
Hugh B. Hayve 11 days ago
“Rectum? They almost killed him!”
The Old Wolf 11 days ago
Bill is a piker. If he wanted to be really metal AF, he’d use a hair dryer!
phritzg Premium Member 11 days ago
After a short break, Bill resumes writing his book “Memoirs of a Defrocked Priest”.
Slowly, he turned... 11 days ago
Which was last week. He didn’t have a fever but he sure was hot!
Brass Orchid Premium Member 11 days ago
Contactless IR detection just wasn’t the same. He still kept the old mercury stick for old times sake.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 11 days ago
Mʏ Fᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ Pᴀʀᴛ™ ᴡᴀs “Fᴏɴᴅʟʏ.”
gigagrouch 11 days ago
Oh my
Rev Phnk Ey 11 days ago
Wait – didn’t Bill used to wear a bunny hat all the time.
lemonbaskt 11 days ago
what a pain in the ash
charles9156 11 days ago
ha ha that’s a new one ;+)
Howard'sMyHero 11 days ago
True story (but you have to know what a baseball athletic cup is) :
A friend brought a date home to his apartment. Being a typical bachelor and softball player, he had left his “cup” laying on top of his TV set. His date picked it up and exclaimed “Is this an oxygen mask?” … and proceeded to put it over her nose and mouth‼️
( I think he told her yes and that it had belonged to his mom )
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 days ago
Hemrhroids, with my get Itchy w/IceyHot®.
Linguist 11 days ago
Bill always kept his recreational rectal thermometers in the freezer.
6turtle9 11 days ago
Rectal thermometers were found to be a gateway and soon thereafter, Bill Tuned In, Turned On, and Dropped Out. He was ever after known as the AssMan, and his motto was free your a$$ and your mind will follow.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 days ago
Take two as.s. burns and call me in the morning.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 days ago
We ordered a suicide bundt cake and scored a run.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 days ago
Choke up on the bat Darling.
Slider sliver on the butt to remove the threatened designated hotter hotter.
willie_mctell 11 days ago
Bill apparently doesn’t realize that there are stores and web sites dedicated to bringing back those days, and at popular prices.
nancyb creator 11 days ago
He must be a real pain in the a$$.
3hourtour Premium Member 11 days ago
…surprise, surprise, surprise…
…that’s not my rectal thermometer, either…
…“I’m picking out a Thermos for you…
…And maybe a barometer too…
…And what else can I buy…
…so on me you will rely…
…a rectal thermometer, too”…
…well, it’s not quite as accurate as fahrenheit…
…but I’ll Bill you now…
…and you can bill be later…
…but it’s so woke to put it to the man…
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 days ago
Push gass thru.
Smelly Yelly Belly Jelly to fish bye.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 days ago
Herd a joke I will share.
Use
Head and Shoulders.
Better Sex without dandruff.
Give Head,
Butt how to give Shoulders?
coltish1. 11 days ago
Bill is an enigma no more!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 days ago
Those were the days, my friends.