Yeah, no one is stupid enough to want to own a glow-in-the-dark bowtie. Like I said, Jon really needs to warrant a meeting with Zidgel from “3-2-1 Penguins!”, because he at least had a much better sense of fashion than Jon ever did.
I asked a mathematician that question about zero once, they darn near had an aneurysm explaining it to me that it is the number from which all other numbers depend.
They took away my sisters flesh colored Christ that glowed in the dark. Said it was Radioactive and would give her cancer. So now they make condoms like that. Go figure
codycab 6 months ago
In the case of a lot of things that Jon has, also yes.
willispate 6 months ago
at least it’s not those glow-in-the-dark boxer shorts.
naz 6 months ago
cinema
su43dipta 6 months ago
But is it even or odd? For everyone else, it’s very odd. But for Jon, it’s even.
cmxx 6 months ago
In Jon’s case, zero is his personal number.
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
Does it spin?!
Asharah 6 months ago
My hero, Zero, such a funny little hero,
But till you came along,
We counted on our fingers and toes.
Now you’re here to stay.
And nobody really knows
How wonderful you are.
Why, we could never reach a star
Without you, Zero, my hero,
How wonderful you are.
Kaputnik 6 months ago
Actually, maybe he should go for negative one of those, so that if acquires one later, they will cancel each other out.
Hamburgersareyumyum 6 months ago
I WANT ONE OF THOSE SOMEONE BUY IT FOR ME
Gent 6 months ago
All that radiation may turns you into superhero, Jon.
Ray Helvy Premium Member 6 months ago
If the zero represents an empty set, maybe yes?
edmund_graham 6 months ago
Would you rather she told you you’re allowed a negative number of them Jon?
2AndFour 6 months ago
Listen to Liz my dear Jon. She doesn’t like that silly glow in the dark bow tie.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member 6 months ago
Hey, Jon, if you’re getting rid of that bow-tie, I’ll take it!
Rasslebear 6 months ago
I believe we learned that Zero is a number, but not an integer.
SquidGamerGal 6 months ago
Hey! If there’s a power outage, you’ll be glad he’s wearing a glow-in-the-dark bow tie!
Slowly, he turned... 6 months ago
Well, it is his color!
mckeonfuneralhomebx 6 months ago
cant stop thinking about that scene in Skin Deep in 1989
CaveCat87 6 months ago
Yeah, no one is stupid enough to want to own a glow-in-the-dark bowtie. Like I said, Jon really needs to warrant a meeting with Zidgel from “3-2-1 Penguins!”, because he at least had a much better sense of fashion than Jon ever did.
Alverant 6 months ago
India contributed nothing to mathematics!
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 6 months ago
Even one is one too many.
prrdh 6 months ago
Note that zero divided by two is still zero. So it’s the correct number of glow-in-the-dark ties and of bow ties.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 6 months ago
Does tie also twirl ?
Wichita1.0 6 months ago
Same holds true for amplified zithers…
J-Yoshi64 6 months ago
Don’t listen to them, Jon.
Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago
Oh I want to see Liz’s face when she sees the Glow in the Dark Condom.
Goat from PBS 6 months ago
Yes, Jon, zero is in fact a number.
WentHulk 6 months ago
I don’t see the issue.
mddestiny 6 months ago
I asked a mathematician that question about zero once, they darn near had an aneurysm explaining it to me that it is the number from which all other numbers depend.
elvira.alejandro 6 months ago
That item makes him like a Batman’s rogues. Adam West, naturally.
BigBoy 6 months ago
They took away my sisters flesh colored Christ that glowed in the dark. Said it was Radioactive and would give her cancer. So now they make condoms like that. Go figure
Strawberry King 6 months ago
I keep thinking about those glow in the dark teeth Ross had on Friends. His girlfriend didn’t go for em either.
EXCALABUR 6 months ago
Few people can look good in a bow tie and Jon is not one of them
anncorr339 6 months ago
I agree with Garfield one glow in the dark tie is to many.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 6 months ago
It isn’t a counting number but it IS a number, count on it.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 6 months ago
Yes, zero is a number.
quasigeek 6 months ago
Question for all, when was zero invented?
xsintricks 6 months ago
I was thinking of two things: Saved By Zero by The Fixx and the √-1.